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Smokey Coffeeshop

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About Smokey Coffeeshop

Long-running coffeeshop on the Rembrandtplein with a patio and neon-lit interior, open until 01:00 daily; pricier than average, say reviewers.

Smokey is a coffeeshop on the Rembrandtplein, one of Amsterdam's nightlife squares, with a large sign, a patio facing the square and a colourfully lit interior. Its website is a holding page while a new one is built, but it lists hours: 10:00 to 01:00 Monday to Thursday and 09:00 to 01:00 Friday to Sunday.

Reviewers describe the standard set-up for a busy central shop. Bags are checked at the door, baseball caps have to be worn backwards, and table rules are enforced: one reviewer was told to remove a bottle of water bought elsewhere. Drinks get good marks, especially milkshakes and coffee. Under Dutch tolerance rules you must be 18 with ID and may buy up to 5 grams.

Rating: 4.1 from 3,845 Google reviews (September 2026).
Price: a September 2026 visitor walked out because prices were higher than elsewhere; others say the patio and location justify it.

Several people returning after 20 or more years say it has changed but still works as a place to sit and smoke. The low ratings mention a grumpy waiter, disappointing hash and an underweight gram. It is a reasonable choice for an evening on the square; for value, reviewers suggest looking further afield.

What’s good

Patio on the Rembrandtplein
Open until 01:00 every day
Milkshakes and coffee praised
Google rating 4.1/5 from 3,845 reviews (Sep 2026)

Worth knowing

Higher prices than many shops
Strict table and dress rules
Some complaints about staff and hash quality

Products

Flower
Concentrates
Pre-rolls

Services

In-store shopping
Adult-use (recreational)
Consumption lounge

Six signals

Score breakdown

2 of 6 criteria assessed · 35% of the weight

License & compliance25% of scoreNot assessedActive license on the official register, clean enforcement history
Customer reviews25% of score8.2 out of 10Verified on-site reviews; otherwise large public rating samples
Lab & product transparency20% of scoreNot assessedPublished lab results, clear pricing, ownership and contacts
Pricing & value10% of scoreNot assessedPrices against the local median for the same category
Service & access10% of score7.8 out of 10Hours, ordering, delivery, accessibility, ID checks
Complaint handling10% of scoreNot assessedHow often and how well problems are answered in public

Initial score based on 3,845 public ratings, listed services and hours. Lab transparency, pricing and complaint handling have not been assessed yet.

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Hours

Monday	10 am – 1 am
Tuesday	10 am – 1 am
Wednesday	10 am – 1 am
Thursday	10 am – 1 am
Friday	9 am – 1 am
Saturday	9 am – 1 am
Sunday	9 am – 1 am

Local store time. Holiday hours may differ.

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Key facts

Legal basis: Tolerated coffeeshop under the Dutch gedoogbeleid (Opium Act tolerance policy); Amsterdam decides on coffeeshop permits and applies the national criteria but not the residents criterion.
Who can buy: Adult-use (recreational)

Reviews

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Ratings on other platforms

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Google 4.1/53,845 reviews · checked Sep 2026

What reviewers say elsewhere

Prices
A September reviewer left after seeing prices much higher than elsewhere.
Source: Google reviews, Sep 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors
Table rules
A reviewer was told aggressively to remove a water bottle bought elsewhere.
Source: Google reviews, Sep 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors
Patio
A reviewer liked the bud and sitting outside on the patio.
Source: Google reviews, Sep 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors
Drinks
A reviewer praises milkshakes, coffee and a wide choice of weed.
Source: Google reviews, Sep 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors
Entry rules
A reviewer notes bag searches and a rule to wear caps backwards, in a busy square.
Source: Google reviews, Nov 2025 · summarized by Verdex editors

These are our editors’ summaries of what customers wrote about Smokey Coffeeshop on other platforms — not verbatim quotes and not reviews collected by Verdex.

Locations

Where to find Smokey Coffeeshop

Smokey Coffeeshop
Rembrandtplein 24, 1017 CV, Amsterdam
Opening hours
Opening hours — Smokey Coffeeshop
Monday 10 am – 1 am
Tuesday 10 am – 1 am
Wednesday 10 am – 1 am
Thursday 10 am – 1 am
Friday 9 am – 1 am
Saturday 9 am – 1 am
Sunday 9 am – 1 am
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