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Coffeeshop Greenhouse Secret Farmers

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The Hague, South Holland Coffeeshop

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About Coffeeshop Greenhouse Secret Farmers

Neighbourhood coffeeshop on Elandstraat in The Hague's Zeeheldenkwartier, open 09:00–00:00 daily; noted for hash and temple balls.

Greenhouse Secret Farmers is a coffeeshop on the Elandstraat in The Hague's Zeeheldenkwartier, a residential area west of the city centre. Google lists it open 09:00 to midnight every day and gives it 4.7 stars from 1,556 reviews (September 2026). Despite the name, there is no indication it is part of the Amsterdam Green House group.

It reads as a community shop. Reviewers describe regulars who make newcomers feel welcome, staff who know their menu and something special usually kept aside for customers who ask. Hash gets detailed praise, including a sour cherry temple ball. One reviewer who moved from Amsterdam says it has become their local.

Payment: a US visitor says their card was declined and recommends bringing cash.
Rules: Dutch tolerance policy: 18+ with ID, maximum 5 grams. The Hague is not in the national supply experiment.

Some Google reviews on this listing clearly describe a restaurant meal, so treat the review stream with care. Among the relevant ones, the only complaint is a tense exchange during a payment problem. The official website loads with JavaScript and shows little text, so the Google listing is the best source for hours.

What’s good

Open 09:00–00:00 daily
Hash and temple balls praised
Welcoming regulars, per reviews
Google rating 4.7/5 from 1,556 reviews (Sep 2026)

Worth knowing

Foreign cards may be declined — bring cash
Some reviews on the listing appear to be about a restaurant
Outside the old centre

Products

Flower
Concentrates

Services

In-store shopping
Adult-use (recreational)
Consumption lounge

Six signals

Score breakdown

3 of 6 criteria assessed · 60% of the weight

License & compliance25% of score8.0 out of 10Active license on the official register, clean enforcement history
Customer reviews25% of score9.4 out of 10Verified on-site reviews; otherwise large public rating samples
Lab & product transparency20% of scoreNot assessedPublished lab results, clear pricing, ownership and contacts
Pricing & value10% of scoreNot assessedPrices against the local median for the same category
Service & access10% of score7.8 out of 10Hours, ordering, delivery, accessibility, ID checks
Complaint handling10% of scoreNot assessedHow often and how well problems are answered in public

Initial score based on 1,556 public ratings, listed services and hours. Lab transparency, pricing and complaint handling have not been assessed yet.

Criteria marked “not assessed” had no verifiable data; the overall score is re-weighted over the others.

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Hours

Monday	9 am – 12 am
Tuesday	9 am – 12 am
Wednesday	9 am – 12 am
Thursday	9 am – 12 am
Friday	9 am – 12 am
Saturday	9 am – 12 am
Sunday	9 am – 12 am

Local store time. Holiday hours may differ.

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Key facts

Legal basis: Tolerated coffeeshop under the Dutch gedoogbeleid; The Hague is not a participating municipality in the controlled-supply experiment.
Who can buy: Adult-use (recreational)

Reviews

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Ratings on other platforms

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Google 4.7/51,556 reviews · checked Sep 2026

What reviewers say elsewhere

Community
A September reviewer who moved from Amsterdam says staff and regulars always make them feel welcome.
Source: Google reviews, Sep 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors
Menu
A reviewer praises knowledgeable staff and a special item usually kept on the menu.
Source: Google reviews, Jun 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors
Hash
A reviewer raves about a sour cherry temple ball.
Source: Google reviews, Jul 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors
Payment
A US traveller's card was declined and a staff member got agitated; they advise bringing cash.
Source: Google reviews, Jun 2026 · summarized by Verdex editors

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